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Joke of the Day

"A farmer goes up to another farmer and says ""if you can guess how many chickens I have... ...I'll give you both of them."" TL;DR: OP is a fag."

"What do you call a gay Frenchman? A faguette. (Sorry if offensive)"

"911? Yes, I was making donuts and... yes, donuts... yes, I'll hold. DAMN YOU GUYS ARE FAST!"

"GF: ""Call me ASAP, it's an emergency!"" Me: ""Hi ASAP, it's an emergency!"""

"A man entered a bar A man entered in a bar holding a gun and said ""who the fuck had sex with my wife?"" a voice was heard from the back ""you don't have enough bullets mate"""

"You're fat and you need to diet... I won't sugarcoat it because you'll eat that too."

"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."

"There was a girl in my school with breasts on her back. She wasn't much to look at, but she never missed a slow dance."

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs"

"I just found a new Batman shampoo... I was so disappointed when I found out they don't make conditioner Gordon."