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Joke of the Day
"Why does Reddit hate Fencing? Ripostes"
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"Have you seen www.apathy.com? No and quite honestly I can't be bothered."
"I have no idea who invented ballet dancing but I'm willing to bet good money it was a guy trying to sneak back into bed after coming home pissed from a bar"
"Did you hear about the racist Mexican? He joined the que que que"
"Gregor Mendel's wife asks him why he is always working so much. He says: Bitch, peas"
"First they find ice on Mars.. ..now they find water.. ..next they will find Scotch.. ..NASA hell-bent on proving Men are from Mars.."
"How To Make Lemon Squares: Make the undercookie Then the jigglesauce Pour the jigglesauce on the undercookie and put it in the bakeybox"
"I've taken up meditation It's better than sitting around doing nothing."
"How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side."
"Me: Do not 'K' me again. Daughter: Que Me: In any language. Her: Si This is why I'm crazy."