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Joke of the Day

"Call me maybe by Carly Rae Jepson is possibly the catchiest song I've ever heard lol"

"Love is grand Divorce is a HUNDRED grand..."

"i went to a bookshop And asked for a book about tortoises. The woman asked ""hardback?"" I said ""yeah, and little heads."""

"What`s the definition of frustration? A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents."

"Why is K-9 another term for a dog? Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10."

"Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man? he had to much baggage"

"What's the benefit of having sex with 24 year olds? There's 20 of them."

"So a racist pig, a sexist idiot, and a pot-smoking socialist run for president. I am so sorry America. There is no happy ending here."

"*Brings a hammer to a thumb war.*"

"I tried to help by doing my daughter's hair once and a kind old lady offered her a hot meal and a warm place to sleep."