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Joke of the Day

"What`s the definition of frustration? A 16 year old boy outside the Fuck-For-A-Buck shop with only 99 cents."

"What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute the rooster says cockadoodledoo a prostitute says anycockwilldo"

"What do you call a magic door? Dumbledoor!"

"Ya know, I've never taken an ugly girl to bed... Woke up with a few though."

"[Original] What do you call it when two Cox company vehicles pull into your driveway? Double penetration."

"What would the blind man say every morning when he walked past the fish market? ""Good morning, ladies!"""

"What is the definition of a minor 2nd chord? Two flutists playing in unison."

"Marries a mime. Lives quietly ever after."

"I looking a a good joke about Canada I need a joke about Canada for my Canadian co-worker. Please help."

"i wonder what it's like to be the pizzagate gun guy and discover that your former comrades now believe that you're a crisis actor"