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Joke of the Day
"You ever do one single chore and then ride that high for 10 years"
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"British English will have only 3 vowels now A I O They left E U"
"Physicists have yet to explain why 200 people can be working at a Wal-Mart but only three registers will be open."
"Why wouldn't Samus go below Brinstar? Because she was a-Kraid to. Now I think about it, this joke is a bit more ""Riddle-y,"" than say an actual joke."
"A man goes to prison and his cell mate asks ""are you going to be mummy or daddy?"" ""ahh...daddy"" the man replies nervously. ""fine. Now get over here and suck mummy's cock!"""
"The D word that everyone's been feeling at work is depression. I guessed the wrong word, apparently. Aaaaand there's HR calling me. Brb."
"In movies when people go underwater, I like to hold my breath and see if I would survive in that situation. I died in Finding Nemo."
"A man fell in a pit in the grocery store He was there to buy (w)hole milk."
"When I remember trees are alive I like to picture their brain is the roots and the trunk and branches are its legs dangling into the sky."
"Crime doesn't pay... does that mean that my job is a crime?"