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Joke of the Day
"a long time ago chuck norris kicked the world so hard that its still spinning today."
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"Burping up Taco Bell is like returning to the scene of the crime"
"The people who shout the loudest about their all powerful God protecting them & delivering them from any evil, also own a gun, just in case."
"What did William Shakespeare say regarding atomic orbitals? ""2p or not 2p, that is the question."""
"Premature ejaculation was the number one public health issue in the North Pole in 2016 Looks like Santa came early this year"
"What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?. A tearjerker"
"Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there."
"""Why are all the good ones either married, gay or the Son of God?"" - Mary Magdalene."
"I was watching CSI and they found some semen in a woman's ear I guess she heard the killer coming"
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