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Joke of the Day
"Hannibal Lector must have slept around... I heard he was quite the man-eater."
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"Two women were talking, one says to the other "" can you believe it, the other day Some one said I was ugly."" ""Don't worry I've been told worse"" ""Oh yeah? Like what?"" "" that you""re also a slut"""
"How do you make Lady Gaga cry? You kill her family."
"Last year I turned my life around and lost over 200 lbs People ask me what's your secret? And I'm like ""It's simple, I dumped my girlfriend."""
"Sorry, I just got your text. Do you still need a ride to the ER?"
"Bill Gates is donating $10Billion to help children everywhere get vaccinations. ...But you know they're just gonna spend it on booze."
"Little Johnny asked one day, ""Mommy can little girls give birth?"" ""No son. Of course not"" ""Oh OK... Hey Susie! Its OK to keep playing the game now!"""
"Monica Lewinsky will not be voting for Hillary.. The last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth."
"A priest, a blonde, and a rabbi walked into a bar... The bartender says, ""What is this, a joke?"""
"(NSFW) what do driving in the fog and eating pussy have in common? One slip of concentration and you're in the shit"