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Joke of the Day

"What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow"

"A dad walks into his daughter's room and saw her fapping with a cucumber, he said: Hey! I was going to eat that, now it's going to taste like cucumber!"

"If you're famous and your name suddenly becomes a Twitter trending topic, you are probably dead."

"What do you call a bear with no teeth ? A gummy bear"

"I like to watch fat people walk while a tuba plays in my mind."

"How do you castrate a guy from Kentucky? Kick his sister in the jaw."

"I had a friend from Ukraine. Now he's from Russia."

"I just watched ""the Martian"" - What an unrealistic movie... ...Sean Bean survives."

"Why did King Kong go to the airport? He had a plane to catch."

"I still remember taking down that bullying 12 year old on the playground like it was yesterday. My Dad was so proud. Ah, to be 30 again!"