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Joke of the Day
"What did the left eyebrow told to the right eyebrow? Hi brow"
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"It's not funny when a First Lady runs for President. It's Hillary-ous."
"My annoying little cousin is bragging about how he sleeps in a race car bed. Whatever, you little idiot.. I sleep in a real car."
"What did one unemployed cancer cell say to the other? Let's go get Jobs!"
"Did you hear about the Chinese man who was arrested for sodomizing a 9-year-old? His name was Yung Bu Ti."
"Who uses a Rubik's Fleshlight? Incubators."
"Someone asked me today what was the toughest thing about being a parent. I would have to say it's the kids."
"What did the passive aggressive raven say to Edgar Allen Poe? ""...ugh nevermind"""
"A fun way to get exercise is grab a chainsaw and chase a hiker."
"Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials? Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights."