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Joke of the Day
"Q. How do blonde brain cells die? A. Alone"
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"What was Mozart's first movement? His bowels."
"What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire? How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)"
"Women who brag about multi-tasking should chill out. There is nothing cool about doing 3 things wrong at once!"
"I just lost 130 pounds of useless fat, that was sucking the life out of me I got a divorce"
"What do you call an orange cat in summer? Shedder Cheese!"
"A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school... The priest peers inside and says ""Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."" The rabbi responds ""Out of what?"""
"You couldn't kill Sean Bean if he was wearing a red shirt."
"What do you call a prostitute that does both men and women? An omniwhore"
"I wonder Is Gordon Lightfoot heavy handed?"