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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I need something to keep my falling hair in What about a matchbox !"
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"What's the difference between Comcast and hell ... Hell has better customer service."
"[NSFW] [NSFW] What do the Zika Virus and Catholic Priests have in common? They're both giving kids a little head all over Latin America."
"[cops showing wife my body] ""Why is he 50m from where he got shot?"" ""Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"""
"I bought my retarded son a Komodo dragon, but for safety reasons we keep him in his cage. Away from the Komodo dragon."
"Florist: ""Would you like your flowers wrapped?"" Me: ""Nope, they're going right into the shredder before I give them to my sister-in-law."""
"Women are like buses... very few will let you come in through the back door."
"What do you call lonely cheese? Prov-alone"
"The doctors found a malignant tumor at my checkup the other day... It's really starting to grow on me"
"Doing crystal meth lowers your risk of dying from cancer... by raising your risk of dying from crystal meth."