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Joke of the Day

"Food preferences area curious thing, I realized that I don't like chocolate anymore ... on the day when I noticed that I don't fit anymore into my old apartment."

"I wondered what my parents did to kill boredom before the internet. I mean, I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and none of them had a clue."

"Whats green and flys through the air? Super Pickle"

"Two Breasts Two 80-year-old breasts are in a sweater with no bra. One says to the other, ""If we don't start getting some support for our cause, people will think we're nuts!"""

"Witnessed the birth of my cousin's first child... She said we should've used a condom"

"So what if I don't have a perfect body?! I'm way better off than I was when I started. Ya know, a baby that used to shit his pants. I do that way less now."

"As I rowed my little boat Toward the river shore, A small black bird kept me from landing, Quoth the raven, ""never moor."""

"When you're down by the sea and an eel bites your knee That's a moray."

"I need to order faster internet then :D Lag makes you violent, not the games :D"

"So he says "" Nice glasses"" and I say "" Thanks! They're for seeing "" *slaps knee*"