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Joke of the Day

"Some dude told me he's had 100 times more girls than me which made me laugh so much because 100 x 0 is still 0."

"I'm going to post an original joke on r/jokes."

"Did you hear about the blondes who were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? They were waiting for ""Closed For The Winter"" to start."

"There are 10 types of people ... Those who understand binary and those who dont !"

"Have you heard about that new team of women superheroes? They were Ex-Men."

"If con is the opposite of pro... It must mean congress is the opposite of progress."

"Why is Michael Jackson not able to back into a parking space? Because he is dead."

"Have you heard the new Jingle for Subway? Five... five toddlers... five toddlers, touched dongs... pedo pedo pedo!"

"What is Jay-Z's favorite type of seafood? That fish Cray."

"I lost my watch at a party once Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl, not on my watch."