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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."

"If life gives you melons... Check for dyslexia"

"There are two types of people in this world... Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data."

"[ocean's 11 music] So here's the plan,we iron me flat, then slide me into an ATM via the card slot. Once inside, it's a cash playground boys"

"FREEKY BLONDE Blonde1- Hey can I have some of your shampoo? Blonde2- Yeah, why not use yours? Blonde1- Mine is for dry hair and I got it wet already"

"I believe Donald Trump can make this country what it once was- -an arctic region with zero population"

"Heard this in an Indian soap opera.. Boy: Are you from England? Girl: Yeah! How'd you know? Boy: You are so beautiful, I just thought."

"I had a conversation with a Mobius strip... It was one-sided."

"She said yes.. Unfortunately the question was 'is this definitely rape'"

"In accordance to the Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now."