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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Males and Females? An iron."

"I called the cops about a murder on my front lawn and they just hung up. They said that couldn't do anything about crows and to stop calling."

"Have you heard about the new German Microwave? I heard it can seat 10"

"God loves me but I'm not looking for anything serious."

"My doctor told me to eat more Taco Bell. Well actually he said ""less McDonald's"" but I'm pretty sure I know what he meant"

"Me: nice car Friend: yeah 400 horsepower Me: that's like 7000 ducks Friend: what Me: what"

"You wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."

"I got a new vacuum that sucks so much, it was directed by M. Night Shamalayan"

"A man walks into a bar and says OUCH!"

"Knock knock. Come in."