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Joke of the Day
"How will you know your sister has period? When you taste blood in your father's dick"
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"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles..."
"Pimples on teenagers are asterisks on things they say* *Listener discretion is advised"
"President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to ""learn what it means to work."" May I suggest the same for members of Congress?"
"Why was the legless man immortal? Because he couldn't kick the bucket."
"What do you call a well-hung gay man? Fruit by the foot."
"Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? The tracks were unfinished."
"What do you call a guy with a rabbit up his arse? Warren"
"So my dog told me it was into BDSM So I tied it up and turned on the vacuum cleaner"
"What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus? It only takes 1 nail to hang up the picture."