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Joke of the Day
"What did 0 say to 8? Nice belt, shithead."
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"I recently followed a guy from Ethiopia. BIG mistake. The only thing he ever tweets about is what he's not having for dinner."
"What do you call the Israeli martial art? Jewjipsu"
"Nice told me a joke How many bakers does it take to run a bakery? Bun Edit: Title should say Niece"
"I'll never forget my grandfathers last words to me before he kicked the bucket. He looked me in the eyes and said, ""Son, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"""
"A neutron walks into a bar... He sits down and orders a drink. When he finishes drinking, he pulls out his wallet and say to the Bartender, ""How much?"" The Bartender says, ""For you? No charge."""
"If an Asian and a Mexican have a baby..... Would you call it an Amasian?"
"So this store ""Hole Foods"" just sells donuts and Swiss cheese?"
"What is Vladimir Putin's favourite drink? White Russian, Straight"
"If I have 5 apples and I give you 2 of them, just take the other 3 cause I'm going out for tacos"