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Joke of the Day

"Luke use the father - Nuke I am your force Yay twist on words, so funneh. My friends says i'm hilarous."

"My boyfriend said we could only get one cat. So I'm only getting one cat. One pregnant cat."

"There wasn't any toilet paper, so I had to use the weekly to wipe my buttocks. Sorry about the shitty news."

"I think all the women who don't get a rose on the Bachelor should at least walk away with a cat."

"I call my husband current... He likes it better than number two."

"Let me tell you know what I know about dawrves... very little"

"So you're all Obama fans now? Name 3 of his albums."

"TIFU trying to have sex and it went horribly wrong. 1 simple trick to make it to reddits front page."

"Whats grey and comes in pints? Elephants"

"Forget drugs, with these new airline baggage fees I'm gonna have to start smuggling luggage up my asshole."