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Joke of the Day
"Why was the scarecrow given an award? Cause he was out standing in his field"
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"Haven't seen the new Star Wars yet... But everybody posting spoilers about how Princess Leia dies Edit: Highest rated post! RIP inbox"
"What do you call the TMNTs doing stand up comedy? April's Fools!!!"
"I turned into a cat earlier Don't ask meow"
"Why did the tomato turn red It saw the salad dressing."
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"Writing a horror movie featuring all black actors. It's ten minutes long and everyone dies at the same time."