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Joke of the Day
"Where do Na'vi go when they get hurt? ICU"
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"""My bad"" and ""I'm sorry"" mean the same thing Unless you're at a funeral."
"I dread doing laundry as if I didn't have a machine that washes the clothes for me and another that dries them for me, as I do nothing"
"My daughter knows what a meth lab is thanks to an episode of The Simpsons. At least that's what I had to tell child services just now."
"People say ""life's a journey, not a destination,"" because the destination is death. The journey sucks too. Anyway, to the bride and groom!"
"My parents are mixed raced. My Dad prefers the 100 meters, and my mother is Pakistani. ~ Stewart Francis."
"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable..."
"Wanna hear a joke?? Okay here goes, My ex-wife still misses me! BUT HE AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! You see it's funny because marriage is terrible.-Stanley pines 2012"
"What does a gay horse eat? Cum"
"Teacher : The word politics - can you give me an example of how to use it ? Pupil : My parrot swallowed a watch and now Polly ticks !"