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Joke of the Day
"Pharmacy employee you're too unhappy for someone who is in control of all the drugs."
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"Jam and Marmalade NSFW What's the difference between Jam and Marmalade? You can't Marmalade a cock up a girls arse"
"A man went to the register with only a box of condoms. The cashier asked 'Sir, do you want a bag?' He replied 'No thanks, she's not that ugly'"
"My therapist says I'm paranoid. He didn't *actually* say that I but I know he was thinking it."
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"In a car crash a dog would rescue you. However a cat would pour liquor over your face and testify against you in court."
"She's got a great personality! It's the other 6 personalities that I'm worried about...."
"If con is the opposite of pro it must mean Congress is the opposite of progress?"
"My typo game is string."
"I posed naked for a magazine today... Although from the reaction I got, I think the newsstand owner would have preferred money."