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Joke of the Day
"Shout out to all the Aussies over here! Want to hear a joke? :) Tony Abbott"
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"If you know someone who has too many kids, buy them a game of Jenga So they'll learn to pull out"
"Today I bought some shoes from my local drug dealler.. I don't know what they're laced with, but I've been tripping all day"
"Claustrophobia is the fear of closed spaces.. For example, I'm going to the liquor store and I'm scared that it's closed."
"I once went to a blonde psychiatrist She blew my mind."
"Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? Q: Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up? A: 'cuz they ain't got balls to scratch!"
"Any convenience store that requires the customer to wear pants isn't convenient at all."
"... and on the eighth day, Satan created teenagers."
"I never understood why Bill Clinton felt the need to cheat on Hillary . . . After all, she's proven to be great at getting sex offenders off."
"What do you call a chinese poker face? A mahjong face"