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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you trust snakes ? They speak with forked tongues !"
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"""Excuse me, this coffee tastes like mud."" Waiter- ""Yes sir, it's fresh ground."""
"One How many time travellers does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Sign language is pretty handy."
"Why are baseball players so cool? They always have their fans around."
"If the music's too loud you're too old."
"Am I the only one who calculates how many hours sleep I can get before I go to sleep?!"
"The next person who says it's not the heat, it's the humidity will learn it's not my fist, it's the impact."
"Knock, knock Knock knock. Who's there? Europe. Europe who? No you're a poo!"
"They say it takes talent to keep making movies after 50 Apparently they haven't said this to Steven Seagal"