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Joke of the Day

"My roommate wouldn't let me name our wireless network 'Bill Wi the Science Fi' because he has no sense of humor."

"I am going to follow a random gang of drunk girls around the night club tonight, and just be in the background of all of their photos."

"I phoned in sick today ""Exactly how sick are you?"" ""Well, I'm in bed with my 12 year old niece."""

"Where does a dog go to buy shoes? Reebark"

"Do you know the most popular place in town? The cemetery; people are just dying to get in"

"Did you know that after this next album, Matisyahu will be retiring? Soon he will be Jah-bless."

"Why did Jim Morrison cross the road? To break on through to the other side"

"How do you call it when you get a eMail from a Women? FeMail."

"If farmer A sells apples and farmer B sells bananas, what does farmer C sell? Medicine."

"My parent trap worked perfectly. I now have five parents."