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Joke of the Day

"What super hero league would Caitlyn Jenner be a member of? The X men!"

"How many animals can you fit in a condom? A cock and a couples of hares! Source: I was told this in a bar tonight and felt the need to share it!"

"What's the difference between Pastor Maldonado and a bus driver? One is a highly skilled professional driver, and the other is in Formula 1."

"Ok fine, I'll weigh in: every museum needs to lose that one room that's just old bowls."

"Last Jew to win a Heisman Trophy? Fred Goldman"

"Any restaurant can be family style if the waiter criticizes your order"

"DATE TIP: Hold doors. Pull the chair out for your date. Burp your date. Change your date oh god you are on a date with a baby ok stay cool"

"I hope you like double meat, because Putin is about to go HAM on Turkey"

"what do you call an asian supply warehouse party? A surprise party!"

"Most black 15-year-olds are decent law-abiding citizens. It's their kids that cause all the trouble."