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Joke of the Day
"I'm so sleepy I feel like I can sleep through to next year"
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"What's the deal with circles. They're pointless."
"Did you hear what happened to the dildo farmer? He had a big problem with squatters."
"Two duck hunters You know about the two duck hunters who were found dead in Texas? The lawyer for the defence says the accused acted in self defence and that the community says duck lives matter too."
"Lyrics in modern hip hop are so bad.."
"Jokes about white sugar are rare, but brown sugar? Demerara Source: [This tweet](https://twitter.com/OFalafel/status/428595146905886720) by [@OFalafel on Twitter](https://twitter.com/OFalafel)."
"The key to a healthy sex life... ...also opens the back door."
"If two vegans are arguing. Is it still considered beef?"
"Chinese takeout Chinese food to go $15. Gas to go pick it up $1.50. Getting home and realizing they forgot one of my containers.... Riceless."
"Goat joke(my 1st please go easy on me) Q: What do call a gay goat. A: A Fagoat"