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Joke of the Day
"Him: I wonder if this dealership is open. Me: Are you stupid? The parking lot is full."
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"A snake walks into a bar... ""I didn't know snakes could walk"" said the bartender"
"[NSFW] What's the difference between a woman and a Fridge? A Fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out."
"I made a new mixtape, it was trash Until I played it on my new galaxy note 7, then it was fire"
"Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ? He wanted to grow mash potatoes!"
"My co-worker is so annoying... She's always showing me pictures of her daughter and always asking: ""Have you seen my baby?"" It's so annoying, come on, its been two years, they're never gonna find her."
"I like my sex the way I like my tweets. Forced and meaningless."
"Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up."
"How can you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for Fresh Prints"
"Nike has to stop it with this ""Just do it"". First it was Tiger Woods. Then Lance Armstrong. And now Oscar Pistorius."