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Joke of the Day
"Marriage is a 3 ring circus. . . The engagement ring, The wedding ring And the suffeRING."
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"I think the sun shouldn't come up until at least noon on Saturdays."
"you ~~you~~ **your existence** ~~lol jk~~"
"What do you call?? What do you call a French terror attack in America? Opening day for Batman"
"How do you measure a Villanova graduate's I.Q.? With a tire gauge."
"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""
"What do zombies with dyslexia eat? Brians."
"Did you hear about the witch who turned her friend into an egg? She kept trying to poach her ideas."
"Doctor doctor my sister here keeps thinking she's invisible! What sister?"
"I may not show up to work on time, but dammit I leave early."