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Joke of the Day
"What did the groundhog's trainer tell him before the Olympics? Gopher gold."
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"Ok What kind of hole do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A paedophile."
"I don't know how to spell Armaggedon But who cares - it's not the end of the world!"
"What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizza's don't scream when you put them in the oven."
"isnt it so weird when youre thinking about someone and they suddenly appear? Anyway, my dad just caught me masturbating"
"What do you call Figrin D'an's first born boy? Son of a Bith!"
"A random Aussie called me a cunt. I guess we are like best friends now."
"Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse."
"What do you tell a cow that's in the way? Mooooooooooooove."
"Everybody loves my mom's cooking The only thing she's ever made that people didn't like was me"