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Joke of the Day

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. ""That's so cool"" says the bartender, ""where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" replies the parrot."

"It's amazing how quickly reheated food in the microwave goes cold again when you think you're only going to be on the computer for a moment."

"What do you call an Englishman in the World Cup final? The referee"

"How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate"

"A womans anger is like a check engine light..there is no way to figure out why it came on so just ignore it and hope it goes away...."

"Why does John Snow wear a Rolex ? Because he's a man of the nice watch"

"The Holocaust was real... How dare you deny The Holocaust?! My grandfather died in Auschwitz man Yeah, tragic... he fell out of the guard tower."

"Life is like a box of chocolates- -There is always that one nasty one otherwise know as your neighbor"

"Oh, you asked if I had a perfect BEACH body. Now I see why you were confused when I said ""Yes, I'm round, ripe & covered in fuzz."""

"A man walks into an eye doctor and asks to see the doctor... The nurse replies, ""Not with that eye!"""