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Joke of the Day

"A black man with a parrot on his shoulder walks into a bar. ""That's so cool"" says the bartender, ""where did you get it?"" ""Africa"" replies the parrot."

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"A man goes to see his doctor. Man: Doc, I need to get some birth control for my daughter. Doctor: Is she sexually active? Man: No. She just lays there like her mother."
"Today is my birthday... and I'm Jewish."
"The labels on prescription bottles are just suggestions, like speed limits."
"I changed my password to ""incorrect"" So when I forget it my computer will tell me ""your password is incorrect"""
"Women's soccer"
"Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser!"
"One Mississippi... two Mississippi... just kidding! One Mississippi is quite enough."
"Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: ""Where's my tractor?"
"Father say to son ""If you keep masturbating you'll go blind."" Son replied ""Dad, I'm over here."""