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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a white duck? A Quacker. Just made that up and I will openly admit to being proud of myself."

"Why Colonel had a bunch of underwears ? Because, Brigadier General asked him to debrief his team."

"Now let me tell you a joke about a hair dryer... ... nah nevermind. It blows."

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but god-knows how they got in there. EDIT: [IMAGE HERE](http://i.imgur.com/1v6wJu5.jpg)"

"Hopefully George Michael was an organ donor... ... so on his last Christmas he gave someone his heart"

"How was I supposed know she was ugly? She had big titties."

"A Church threw a Celibacy Party. Nobody came."

"Two fish are in a tank One says to the other i'll man the guns you drive"

"How do you fit 4 gays on a bar stool? Flip it upside down"

"What do Jewish couples do when they hang out netflix and shill"