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Joke of the Day
"A Church threw a Celibacy Party. Nobody came."
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"Note: September 2, 2010 will be 90210. Plan jokes accordingly."
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"I was in the bank yesterday and all the money floated out of the vault and flew right out the door... It was a polterheist."
"Germany really put a whoopin on Brazil today... But it's still not as bad as when they beat Israel 6,000,000-0"
"Why is it so hard to break up with a Japanese person? You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message"
"I have two vices; smoking and masturbation. I'm a twenty a day man, and I smoke like a chimney."
"I ordered the CliffsNotes version of Snooki's book and they sent me a bar menu, a printout of the urban dictionary and an STD pamphlet."
"Niece: found these handcuffs in your drawer. Me: yea I got arrested once Niece: omg why Me: for going through my aunt's drawers."
"I think people are getting sick of my jokes when they exhale deeply I should take it as a sigh-n"