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Joke of the Day
"A Church threw a Celibacy Party. Nobody came."
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"Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys."
"My friends are weird. They keep vegetables in their beer crisper. Freaks"
"Two crows are in jail. What are they in for? Attempted Murder"
"What is Saddam Hussein's favorite band? My Chemical Romance"
"I know you've been here. I can smell you, still taste you on my lips. I crave more, but it's over now. Also, you're a donut. And I ate you."
"[Doctor's Office] Doctor: The bad news is you have 3 months to live. Me: What's the good news? Doctor: You should make it til Shark Week"
"What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii? ***ALOHA SNACKBAR***"
"Every time you sing ""What a Friend We Have in Jesus"" I'm reminded how much I disapprove of My son's friends."
"Went out for a drive today in my car & bumped into an old friend... Hope he doesn't sue me."