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Joke of the Day
"What is the most sensitive part of your body when masturbating? Your Ears."
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"""Why'd you name me Carson, dad?"" You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal."
"Why are camels called ""The Ships of the Desert?"" Because they're full of Arab semen."
"God gave us the brain to work out problems. However, we use it to create more problems."
"When life hands you melons, you know you're dyslexic."
"they asked a 100year old grandpa why were all the women still crazy about him? grandpa said nothing! just gently licked his eyebrow"
"Lois : Clark, are those binoculars? Clark Kent : Yes, I can't find my glasses. Lois : Put them down for a second. Clark : Lois : Clark : No"
"What's another word for slaughterhouse? Lumbar mill."
"""Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free. Unless they're darker than, say, beige.""- Statue of Liberty."
"Why is the sea salty? Because the land never waves back"