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Joke of the Day

"they asked a 100year old grandpa why were all the women still crazy about him? grandpa said nothing! just gently licked his eyebrow"

"A woman, a Jew, and a Hispanic walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""What's this, a presidential election?"""

"Sorry you handed me your baby and I immediately put it in the garbage I thought that's what we were doing."

"What are pedophile's favorite shoes? Vans"

"Who is this Rorschach guy??? And why did he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting? -Rob DenBleyker"

"What does the base-jumping gardener say? GERANIUM!"

"What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel? Where is my essay?"

"My coworker got third-degree burns on his tongue. I was going to make a joke about it, but decided it would be in poor taste."

"Have you seen the new karate opera? Critics are calling it sensei-tional."

"Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino? Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL"