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Joke of the Day
"How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess)."
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"Ex-Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher has died following a stroke but why she was following it, nobody knows."
"What was Roe v. Wade really about? The fastest way to get across a river."
"Wanna feel old? Make comparative judgments based on how long you've been alive versus how long younger people have been alive. Wild."
"I don't understand people who practice polygamy. Why would anyone want more than one mother-in-law?"
"Guess which city got the best black Friday deals? Ferguson, it was a steal."
"a muslim couple goes hunting and accidentally shot an ape. ""ouch, that's a shame. can we eat him so he wouldn't die in vain?"" said the girl. ""no, we cant"" the guy replied. ""why?"" ""it's Haram, Bae"""
"Bestiality Is fucking bitching."
"One time my husband asked me to dance for him and I performed the entire Lion King musical to the best of my ability."
"What's the most popular occupation in Italy? Pastatution."