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Joke of the Day

"a muslim couple goes hunting and accidentally shot an ape. ""ouch, that's a shame. can we eat him so he wouldn't die in vain?"" said the girl. ""no, we cant"" the guy replied. ""why?"" ""it's Haram, Bae"""

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"Best pun ...EVER Unfortunately I didn't go to the Gym today but the cashiers name at McDonald's was Jim .... So same thing, right??"
"Two guys stole a calendar They both got six months"
"Dad asks his kids what the third planet from the sun is called? Kids: - Earth! Dad: - Yeah, but it has another name. Kids: - Oh, dad. We don't know! Tell us! Dad: - Exactly! [drops mic]"
"What do you call children who are born into a Whorehouse? Brothel Sprouts."
"Why do cats and dogs lick their own genitals? Because they can reach."
"What's a Jihadist Muslims least favorite sex position? The Eiffel tower"
"*Unplugs your smart car to charge phone"
"love how during intense moments in space-themed movies they'll show the dashboard panels, as though you'll be like ah. ah i see the issue"
"I gave my dad a two handed high-five once when I was 10. I had to spend the next 12 years convincing him I wasn't gay."