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Joke of the Day

"A gross joke which is better to listen to, than to read. - What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool? You can't [gbrblblblbl](gargling noise) with a regular stool."

"If boys had uteruses... If boys had uteruses they would be called Duderuses. (from Bobs Burgers)"

"Brother: Did you put the cat out ? Sister: Why is it on fire ?"

"How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb? All of them."

"BRUCE LEE: Be formless, shapeless, like water. HARPER LEE: Things are never as bad as they seem. PARSLEY: I am a stalk vegetable."

"What did the girl say when the Statue of Liberty sneezed? God bless America."

"Why didn't Rivendell help Gondor? Elfish reasons."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had 4 doors they'd be chicken sedans."

"If you're looking for someone to tell you what to do in the bedroom I'm pretty good at instructing on how to install window blinds."

"Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? Because then you'd have to call them bagels."