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Joke of the Day
"I did a theatrical performance on puns.. it was a play on words."
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"What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets? ""May the force be with you"""
"[in bed] HER: talk dirty to me ME: one time I licked the floor of a subway HER: I meant- ME: I use a rat as a loofa"
"Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower."
"What kind of bees hum and drop things ? A fumble bee !"
"Upgrade your weekend: Take Monday Off..."
"Being successful is like being pregnant.. ..Everybody congratulates you, but nobody knows how many times you've been fucked."
"What's the difference between Greece and a good software application? Greece doesn't have default settings!"
"I named my phone ""The Titanic...."" So when I plug it in to charge it says, ""The Titanic is syncing"""
"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad"