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Joke of the Day
"Me: your dress is too revealing Wife: wear your own clothes then"
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"""This credit crunch is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."""
"My wife hates it when i go down on her But my girlfriend loves it"
"Just been doing some DIY using my stepladder. Not my real ladder. I never knew my real ladder."
"What do they call the fairy in the Mexican version of Peter Pan? Taco Bell."
"what did the afraid triangle say to the circle that was about to beat him up? I'm very squared."
"What's black, white, and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw battle."
"Why were men given larger brains than dogs? So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties."
"A person automatically becomes ten times more attractive when you find out they like you!!!"
"Some people are just better left alone. In a jacket, in a room with padded walls."