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Joke of the Day

"""This credit crunch is worse than a divorce. I've lost half my net worth and I still have a wife."""

"What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Thinking of a joke when there's a worm in your apple"

"I chose to be gay because women are such assholes to me. Fuck em"

"Roses are red.. I'm in debt."

"Who the hell called them deadbeat dads instead of negli-gents?"

"It's probably not relevant at all that the big tough republicans always seem to be the most terrified of everything."

"The easiest way to confuse a woman is to give her a choice."

"How many eskimos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. Obviously."

"A known sex maniac, on the publication of his memoir, was asked how he felt about his past exploits. ""I remember them fondly."""

"How do you keep brown bears off your property? Build a wall"