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Joke of the Day
"What do you get if you cross a phone with a rooster? A wake-up call!"
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"One time I asked ""What would Jesus do?"" & then a close friend betrayed me & everyone started misinterpreting what I said for their own gain."
"A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, ""why the long face?"" To which the horse replies ""I have testicular cancer""."
"What do you call a hillbilly giraffe that lives in a trailer and drinks beer all day? A rednnnnnneeeeeeeccccccccckkkkkk."
"LPT: If you ever get cold and don't have a sweater, stand in a corner for a few minutes; they're usually about 90 degrees. ( )"
"What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic? He charges you double."
"Did you hear about the Rabbi giving away hot drinks at the airport? It was Jew-tea-free"
"Trev's antisocial challenge: walk up to the first coworker you see and say, ""I'm sorry you feel threatened by my triceps."""
"Does anyone ever get to their deathbed and think ""I may have some regrets, but I'm really glad I joined Mafia Wars""?"
"What did Luke Skywalker say to his sister's bully? Don't you Leia finger on her"