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Joke of the Day
"Everyone should invest in silent comedy. After all, mime *is* money."
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"Listened to Korean Jazz the other day... It had two kinds of Seoul."
"I wonder if Bruce Jenner got wished a happy Mother's Day. Title"
"Wait - my gym moved? In 1997?"
"She said she was a free spirit. That's good. Wasn't sure how I'd pay for a spirit."
"My job testing fizzy drinks is really getting to me... It's soda grading."
"Pretty cool that the letters ""B.J."" stand for the two greatest things in the world: beef jerky & Billy Joel."
"what do you call a scared Mexican? ""What do you call a scared Mexican?"" ""Pedro-fied"""
"Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card."
"I had phone sex for the first time the other day... My dick got stuck in the 8! I tried to dial 911 but that just made it worse! It was a rotary!"