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Joke of the Day
"Everyone should invest in silent comedy. After all, mime *is* money."
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"Barney Stinson ask god ""God,why do you make woman so beautiful?"" ""So you'll love her"" God reply. ""Then why do you make them so dumb?"" ""So they'll love you"", *Ba dum tss*"
"I had morning wood. But my wife has morning wouldn't. So now I'm mourning wood."
"The girl at the table next to me is having a salad. Not as a starter, but as a main course like some kind of rabbit."
"[on way to play charades with gf's family] I don't wanna go why I don't wanna look silly you won't *first thing I have to act out is pasta*"
"The control for the air conditioner was so far away It was not even remotely close"
"A college in Boston is offering a major in comedy... One student commented, ""I think I have a future in this. Every time I tell someone what I'm studying, they laugh."""
"*nudges widow at funeral* are you thinking Arby's"
"Request - Lawyer Jokes"
"I had an Epiphany while in the strip club... ... but I don't think that was her real name."