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"The control for the air conditioner was so far away It was not even remotely close"
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"My only real regret in life is not pretending to be a shark in a heavily populated swimming area. But there's still time."
"My dear Grandpa died peacefully in his sleep. But his 3 passengers all went screaming."
"Give a man a fish and he'll feed himself for a day. Make the man a fish and you'll feed scientific curiosity for a lifetime."
"Obviously the Asian gentleman I saw flush the urinal with a karate kick doesn't mind perpetuating stereotypes."
"Why do we call rulers ""Your Highness""? because that's what they measure."
"the new #ipad is #smaller and the new ipone is longer. these gadgts are becoming better, in my opinion Posted by PutsGadgetsUpAss at 11:09am"
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