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Joke of the Day
"I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should I handle this like a sitcom or an adult"
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"Animal testing is pointless. We already know they're animals."
"Roast Pussy sandwich http://imgur.com/BnBLkkb"
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"My buddy joined Christian Mingle... it's going pretty well, He got nailed three times in one night."
"A couple in therapy The wife: ""I'm just tired of him getting sayings wrong."" The therapist: ""Do you really do that?"" The husband: ""Oh, cry me a table!"""
"In Canada we don't have cars. we just float around on apology clouds and nobody ever gets sad or dies."
"A haunted house that has a room where a bunch of women ask you ""Notice anything different about my hair?"""