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Joke of the Day

"Why did the father of the asian couple know the baby was not his? Because two Wongs don't make a white"

"ME: i'd like to get rid of all this PERSONAL TRAINER: you're just making like one sweeping gesture around your entire body ME: and my head"

"Who teaches you how to fart? A tutor :)"

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue on his coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool."

"Why do we call lady parts beavers? Because they devour wood."

"What do you call a cheap circumcision? A rip-off. Well, you can't blame them. They don't make much money, they just keep the tips."

"What do you call an alligator that starts something? An insti-GATOR!"

"How do you raise a baby elephant ? With a fork lift truck !"

"Spilling a beer... ...is the adult equivalent to losing a balloon."

"What was Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Waattaaah!"