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Joke of the Day

"What did Barack say to Michele when he asked her to marry him? I don't wanna be Obama self."

"In history class we got to read on a WW2 topic of our choice. I chose the Manhattan Project. I heard it was the bomb."

"What's the difference between an artist and a large pizza? A large pizza can feed a family of four."

"My wife googled ""when is it safe to leave a child at home alone"" and now she won't let me stay home alone."

"We can find water on Mars but we can't something completely unrelated?"

"I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said ""Work hard, Pray hard"".... I couldn't tell if there were Christians or Asians."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? It's me Mario!"

"I played Two Steps From Hell to my cat, and she became a lion. I played it to my son, he's still a disappointment."

"I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers."

"When is a pig an ecologist? When he recycles garbage into ham."