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Joke of the Day

"How Do You Call 5 Black People Having Sex? Threesome."

"Life has taught me if you go to the store for milk and you're high, you won't buy milk. You will spend half your rent on hot pockets though."

"What celebrity is most likely to stab you? James Blunt"

"Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in."

"The 12 Days of Christmas reads like the amazon wish list of someone tripping balls"

"Whats the difference between 3 big cocks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke."

"astronomers got tired after watching the moon go around the earth for 24 hours so they decided to call it a day"

"How to tell the difference between a Crocodile and a Alligator Well one you see in a while, and the other you see later."

"Why do new Irish mothers keep dying? Because they lack taters"

"I wish my garden was emo... Why? So it will cut itself."