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Joke of the Day

"Why did John keep on finding cracker crumbs in his bed? His wife didn't know any decent crackers."

"What wears a bright red suit and knows if you've been naught..or nice? The Spanish Inquisition."

"I'm here to make a donation. Nun: Blessings, the orphans could use... *Shoving my kid at her- A brother? I'd like a receipt. For my taxes."

"I hope Donald Trump becomes president. That way we can impeach him and all of USA can tell him ""you're fired""."

"Wheather you have a lot of sex or watch porn frequently... without propper protection you're going to catch a virus."

"""Hey guys, I just lost at the Golden Globes!"" - Louis CK, brilliantly introducing himself tonight."

"Whats the difference between Love and Herpes? Your mother didn't give you love."

"""Laughter is the best medicine"" -doctor who failed med school"

"Some people are so obnoxiously stupid all that comes to mind while listening to them is WHAT IS IT LIKE TO CONTINUOUSLY SUCK DONKEY DICKS?!"

"Whats bigger than your balls? The moon"