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Joke of the Day

"Wheather you have a lot of sex or watch porn frequently... without propper protection you're going to catch a virus."

"Two people who really hate each other can suddenly really like each other if they can find someone else they can both really hate together."

"""If you could be anyone, living or dead, who..."" Me - ""dead"""

"I'm here to write an article about procrastination Actually I'll do it later remind me"

"I recently gave up smoking. I'm really Indiana Jonesin' for a smoke."

"I'm adopted and I'm glad my parents were at least honest enough to tell me. But why everyday?"

"How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week? Just Juan"

"What do you call a running chicken? Poultry in motion."

"2 fish are in a tank The one asks, ""how do you shoot this?"""

"I'm a giver. *gives you a hard time*"