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Joke of the Day
"""Laughter is the best medicine"" -doctor who failed med school"
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"How do you view lesbian relationships? 1080p"
"BOSS TELLS ME I CAN KISS MY FERRETS AT WORK, BUT NO OPEN MOUTH. I PUNCH THE FLOOR SO HARD HIS SCREEN SAVER DEACTIVATES"
"I almost accused a 10 yr old of stealing my dance moves but it turns out he just really had to go to the bathroom & didn't know where it was"
"Two eggs boiling in a pan, one male and one female... The female egg says ""Oh my, look, I've got a crack"" ""No good telling me"" replies the male egg, ""I'm not even hard yet"""
"Optimistic Thought of the Day: You are always 1/3 of the way towards having a threesome."
"How do you know the guy sucking your dick is gay? He's holding it with his pinky in the air."
"What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe? Mitosis!"
"Why was pregnant Cinderella late to the ball? Miscarriage"
"First you can't smoke and now you get banned for grinding up on other patrons. It's like, why even bother getting drunk at the zoo anymore?"