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Joke of the Day
"What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !"
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"Why couldn't we get precise kinetic data on the phosphine-catalyzed reaction? The reaction rate was too phos-phor-us"
"Women who build walls around yourselves, please consider putting in a gloryhole."
"""There is no spoon"" -Post-Coital Keanu Reeves"
"What do you call the runs in space? The floats"
"Why are horses never overweight? They're on a stable diet."
"A black guy walks into a bar. And he found himself with a headache as he couldn't read the CONSTRUCTION sign"
"You're one in a million China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"I wake up every day in a house built by slaves -Melania Trump, 2020"
"What is the worst about having alzheimer's and dierrhea? You're running but don't know where to."