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Joke of the Day
"So a quadriplegic amputee went... Absolutely nowhere."
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"If I ever wanted to kill myself... climbing up your ego and jumping down to your IQ level would get the job done."
"I brought my girlfriend a fridge for her birthday You should have seen her face light up when she opened it."
"A boycott is just a smaller version of a manbed."
"What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic? Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog"
"Why is the letter ""O"" everywhere? Because it's a round U."
"How many vampires does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they prefer the dark."
"The doctor's had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf. He wouldn't hear it."
"What do you call a coked-up Iron Man? Steel Man."
"A black man asks a white man where the colored printer is. The white man smiles and says, ""My friend, in this day and age, you can use any printer."""